Depression

My house is full of depression antiques
From all the way, way back
Late last week, now

It's a D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I, oh, I-O-N
I ain't a gambler but I bet
It don't get better

Well, there ain't nothin' much to do
But sit and watch the tube
Wait 'til the pill comes and kicks the door through

On your D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I, oh, I-O-N
So sayeth the therapist, come back
Well, if you insist

I was so broke
That I went and got fixed
The veterinarian was nice
But my doctor was pissed, now

It's a D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I, oh, I-O-N
Well, I've always been a little bit sad around the edges
It ain't nothin' to fix
And it ain't contagious

It's just a D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I, oh, I-O-N
I ain't a gambler but I bet
It don't get better