Granny'S Party Song (Live From State Theatre|Spoken)

Glaswegian parties, it's like there's mental telepathy going on
At the same time, the whole room would go quiet
Then somebody would yell out "Hey Betty, give us a song"
And my granny, would stand up
Which didn't make a lot of difference, 'cause she wasn't that tall anyway
She'd stand up, and this is the song that my granny liked to sing at parties