Ain'T No Johnny Cash

I like good old-fashioned country music, somethin' with a beat
I like a lean, mean woman with high heels on her feet
I like the crackle of a bonfire under a big ol' mountain sky
I like my lines like I like my women, uh, double wide

I like the Betsy Ross on her bed frame and Jesus on her dash
But I could never love her 'cause I'm the Man in Black
Put a bullet through that woman, yes, I hate to admit
But I play country music, so I'm big and rich

I lost my only lover, now there's nothin' left to lose
I just sing these Folsom prison and cocaine blues
That ol' ring of fire just burned me straight to ash
I play country music, but I ain't no Johnny Cash

Got away with possession and murder in the first
Told that woman my confession, she said I was the worst
She turned away and started runnin' for the door
Now the neighbors heard the gunshot, now she's lyin' on the floor

I hate the fact I had to do that to my wife
But now I'm in this Folsom pen with 99 to life
I'm cursed forever to listen that lonesome whistle of a train
They found me guilty, and now it's only me to blame

Lost my only lover, now there's nothin' left to lose
I sing these Folsom prison and cocaine blues
That ol' ring of fire just burned me straight to ash
I play country music, but I ain't no Johnny Cash

Father, forgive me of all my sins
Wash me in the river, let my soul be cleansed
Pour out Your spirit and let me get my fill
Lord, please cut me down if it be Your will
Amen