Federal Building (Vermont Street Sessions)

Meet me down in the lobby
Honey we've gotta pay for our sins
I bought a bottle of aspirin
And the coffee is free until 10

I heard the groom's little brother
Is in worse shape than anyone else
Yellow stains in the mattress
Now he's black listed from the hotel

And the church looked like a federal building
And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice
We may all not believe in a heaven
But the bride'll make a hell of a wife
And honey that's all that matters right now

Chardonnay on the rooftop
All the bridesmaids abandoned their heels
Dirty jokes in the speeches
As the bachelors surveyed the field

I could feel your eyes on me
As I was talking the ear off the priest
The newlywed's little secret
That they planned to announce when he leaves

And the church looked like a federal building
And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice
If we all had a ticket to heaven
Last night we made our maker think twice
But honey that doesn't matters right now

We gather to witness the merging of hearts
Then load into limos and trash mini bars
Give into vices and speak to the stars

And the church looked like a federal building
And the groomsman all cleaned up real nice
We may all not believe in a heaven
But the bride'll make a hell of a wife
And honey that's all that matters
And honey that's all that matters
And honey that's all that matters right now