Friendship Is Work

There's only one thing in this world for certain
We're all just wandering until we find our purpose
A new beginning, a clean slate for you (open up all the doors)
Pay no attention to any sense of déjà vu
(Haven't we done this before?)
Come work for me—
I mean, work with me if you can help me out
(I'll help you out)
More than employed, now you're my pal

Yo, if this career was a ladder, you'd be climbing it (Going up!)
Because you're crushing it, buddy, more like grinding it
(That's not enough)
I find my diamonds in the rough, I've got the mine for it
I might pretend to befriend you, but I'm just hiring
(Now get inside of this)
Nobody taking this job will be safe from firing (no sir)
If you can not work efficiently with a smile
Then you'll end up like Depresso
Whom we had to let go (Aw)
Because he had the gall to call this a toxic environment
(What?)
But it's not! If you have a problem, up-the-fuck-shut
I don't wanna hear another complaint, or I'm just replacin' your spot
(Attention friends, are you ready to put more sweat in the shop?)
I treat employees like ammo, at least I give 'em a shot
We're like a family. Every Pal is pulling its weight
Each male and female, for equal opportunity's sake
To build empires, we'll require all the muscle we're makin'
I'll push you right up to the brink
Just like a muzzle, you're breakin'
I want my Lamballs working.' 'til they're lamb-chopped
Tanzee, cut the monkey business, or that's how you'll end up
I'm the boss, stompin' 'round the compound like a Mammorest
Singin' my own theme song, "I wanna be the very best"
Call me Ash Fetchum, if it's rainin' gats, I will catch 'em
Who else has itchy trigger fingers?
Like a rash, go on, scratch 'em
Look at my Grizzbolt. He'll show you how to hold a gun
My whole squad is full of bears, don't go pokin' 'em

You gotta work, work, work (Until your bones break)
Work, work, work (not for your own sake)
Work, work, work (Make me a profit)
I'm empty inside, so outside of this, I'm nothing
Back to work, work, work (This ain't just fort-play)
Work, work, work (no more blue balls, yay!)
Work, work, work (Pump up your Pals)
Get your ass on the grind instead of the ground

It's a new planet, I hope I can hack it
Life can be however you plan it
Reach out and grab it and have that work ethic habit
Ten thousand hours in or so later
Learn to abandon your ethics (and abandon payin' for labor)
You favorite ringmaster, like Kingpaca
The team running on the back
As he shatters your spirit with these hammers
Life as a Beast Catcher's a breeze after the fact
You can save on payin' for AC with a baby Reindrix's antlers
I'll put a Lifmunk in the ground to grow some green
I'll work a Teafant 'til he drowns mowin' my feed
They heated, say I'm a villain, I think these haters should Chillet
I'll turn a body to a shotty, way I'm makin' a killin'
I'm millin' forests of celery as my cavalry celebrates
Turnin' jets on these Celeray 'til my salary 'celerates
In the tomb with Anubis, the only way you can get away
There's a world full of pals to make
While you're waiting to get replaced, better

Work, work, work (Until your bones break)
Work, work, work (not for your own sake)
Work, work, work (Make me a profit)
I'm empty inside, so outside of this, I'm nothing
Back to work, work, work (This ain't just fort-play)
Work, work, work (no more blue balls, yay!)
Work, work, work (Pump up your Pals)
Get your ass on the grind instead of the ground (Bitch!)