My Guild

You know gold don't grow on trees, boy
And I don't got time for Leeroys
Blizzard, quit nerfin' me, oi
Cause now my heavy weapons hit like cheap toys
Everybody wants to be the best
Too many noobs try to boost DPS
"I'm on XP now, I don't need green quests"
Bitch, you haven't even played through PC yet
You got through the Shadowpane and thought you'd beaten the game
So you just hit level 20, you wanna freakin' parade?
Comin' from a hunter dumb enough to be leading a raid
Head on over to Goldshire, you need to get laid
Lemme introduce you if you're new to this
You and me, PvP, I need a broom for this
Cause you're about to get swept like the noob you is
As for res sickness, get used to it

Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill
My guild, it took a while to build
My guild, we leave our missions fulfilled
We've been rockin' out in WoW since the start of Vanille
My guild, you know my guild is ill
Nobody can stop us, but if you think that you will
My guild is gonna see that you're killed
When you walk back to your body, no, you don't got any skill

Us too, by now you oughta know me
No discrimination here, all of you can blow me
I'll punch you in the balls or your ovaries
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer some soul grease
I'm an alcoholic alchemist
Downing gallons of cheap mead while I mix
This is a full-time job, workin' all day
And I don't care if you judge me cause I role-play
Yo, AFK? I bet you're not
Cause on your other monitor, you've got PornHub
Between Azeroth and wackin' off, when you gonna quit?
Me, I never take a break, even when I gotta shit
My wallet's so fat, and I'm not a big spender
But I ain't a bank, baby, find another lender
Ladies linin' up for me come from everywhere
They're probably all dudes, but I don't really care

Now say your goodnights, because it's lights out
And when the fear strikes, I'll have you psyched out
Just like the Lich King, my gear is iced out
I'll leave you dry as Durotar and drain your life out

Azeroth is my home, and I'd hate to say goodbye
Right now, Warcraft, it's on your deathbed that you lie
Tired subscribers are droppin' like flies
Feels like the last good year was '09
Haters gonna hate, they just say I love to whine
"If the game is actually dead, then why are you still online?"
"Well, gotta have something to complain about"
Plunderin' dungeons, got the crit fever
Send you to the grave, you can call me Grim Reaper
"Is this kid serious?" Quit talkin' shit, Bieber
We're on opposite factions, and I'm not a lip reader
Don't mess with the Horde, we'll force you to war
We're chocked full of goblins, trolls, tauren and orcs
So you can tell the rest of the gnomes, worgen and dwarves
By the time we're through with you, you'll be changin' your drawers
Stormwind to Thunder Bluff and everything in between
I own your server, get the check and bring it to me
GOML, you will never best me
Only little bitches ever get Rest XP
I could gank you, but I'm sick of wastin' my time
I don't fight tiny punks who ain't my own size
What's up, monk, can I get a buff?
Never mind, you're pandaren, you can suck on my nuts

Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill
My guild, it took a while to build
My guild, we leave our missions fulfilled
We've been rockin' out in WoW since the start of Vanille
My guild, you know my guild is ill
Nobody can stop us, but if you think that you will
My guild is gonna see that you're killed
When you walk back to your body, no, you don't got any skill

Now say your goodnights, because it's lights out
And when the fear strikes, I'll have you psyched out
Just like the Lich King, my gear is iced out
I'll leave you dry as Durotar and drain your life out