What Kung Fu That

Walking home the other night
I cought a smell that wasn't nice

(chorus)
What kung fu that? (x3)

I knew what it was but where was it?
Oh my god I've stepped in it!

(repeat chorus)

I scraped it off outside my door
I turned around and I stepped in more

(repeat chorus)

A hopping madness is the third
Time I've stepped into a ____.

(monolog)
I don't know, people let their doge crap all over the place. Here, is that a dog
I hear barking? It is. Come here boy! Come here, come here you little bleeder!
You're the one who's been crapping all over the floor! I'm gonna' get my boot
right up your arse!