Yeti Vs Sasquatch

Ladies and gentlemen
Live from Pibloktoq Arena
The mythical match-up of the millennium

On the left
From the Pacific North-West
Nine feet standing tall
Six hundred and fifty pounds of muscle
A redwood planted in the octagon
It's Sasquatch - Bigfoot
He's a mountain man and a man mountain

And on my right
From Himalayan Heights
Two and three quarter meters high
Two hundred and ninety-five
Kilograms of might
Dinner plate hands and piercing eyes
It's Yeti - Abominable Snowman
Another mountain man man mountain

Proto-humans go!

And tonight
Under the lights
Clash of monumental might

Who's the best?
East or West?
Who is mightiest?

East and West?
They're both the best
When it comes down to mightiness