Ship Of Dreams

Enterprise!
Enterprise!
Enterprise!

This is my ship of dreams
How long I've dreamed of this day
She was my ship of dreams
But now I'm in the way
She's not as roomy as her outside seems
But in Spacedock how she sparkles
How she gleams
My ship of dreams
My curvy sexy ship of dreams

Growing up on Planet Soprano
My half-Vulcan blood was reviled
They called me a mutt and a mezzo
I mean God
I mean
God
I was only a child
But I heard of a half-Vulcan captain
On a far-away Starfleet crew
If he made his way with that DNA
Maybe I could be worth something too
If only he would say to me
The Captain's Commendation
The Captain's Commendation
I hereby award you the Captain's Commendation
Till then I'll just dream
Of being part of the team
On this ship
My ship of dreams

This is my ship of dreams
It's hard to hide my utter glee
This is my ship of dreams
But not half as hard as me
She may be duller in her color schemes
But there's beauty in her beiges, greys, and creams
My ship of dreams
My ship of strange erotic dreams
This is so much fun
God bless us everyone
There's just so much to touch and smell
And see
But if I stay at my post no matter what
Uncle might be proud of me

This is my ship of dreams
I'd have relations with this ship
This is my ship of dreams
And start a real relationship
Tuggin' all our heartstrings with her tractor beams
Just being here I'm bursting at the seams
I love you
Enterprise
My ship of dreams