Astroturf

Everything's dead here
Covered with plastic
Everything's fluoro
Evergreen matter
Gotta stop grass growin'
Cover that wormhole
Gotta stop birds from
Shitting on my lawn

When it don't matter
Everything's better
Throw-away plates are
Better for business
Everything's easy
Better for the earth is AstroTurf

Six butterflies fluttered by
Looked horrified
"I just hatched from chrysalis
I've only hours, thirty-six
I need a mate to do my biz
And this is where I will die
Heartbreaking way to end
I will cry on AstroTurf"

Suitable texture, suitable color
Miniature forest, better than nature
Make me feel better knowing I won't go
Out on my lawn and see an animal
Everything's sterile, even infertile
Proud of my monster, never been straighter
Dog-shit heaven, it's better than the earth it's AstroTurf

Six butterflies fluttered by
Looked horrified
"I just hatched from chrysalis
I've only hours, thirty-six
I need a mate to do my biz
And this is where I will die
Heartbreaking way to end
I will cry on AstroTurf"

AstroTurfing, AstroTurfing
AstroTurfing, AstroTurf
AstroTurfing, AstroTurfing
AstroTurfing, AstroTurf

AstroTurfing, AstroTurfing
AstroTurfing, AstroTurf
AstroTurfing
Better than the earth it's AstroTurf

Six butterflies fluttered by
Looked horrified
"I just hatched from chrysalis
I've only hours, thirty-six
I need a mate to do my biz
And this is where I will die
Heartbreaking way to end
I will cry on AstroTurf"