Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable (detachable penis)
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home (detachable penis)
When I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it (detachable penis)
But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk
And the next morning, I can't for the life of me (detachable penis)
Remember what I did with it (detachable penis)

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was (detachable penis)
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (detachable penis)
'Cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes
But not this time (detachable penis)
So I told them if it pops up to let me know

I called a few people who were at the party (detachable penis)
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate (detachable penis)
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man, and (detachable penis)
I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak (detachable penis)

After a few hours of searching the house (detachable penis)
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed (detachable penis)
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast

Then as I walked down Second Avenue
Towards St. Mark's place where (detachable penis)
All those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket (detachable penis)
Next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it (detachable penis)
I had to buy it off him, he wanted 22 bucks (detachable penis)
But I talked him down to 17

I took it home, washed it off (detachable penis)
And put it back on (detachable penis)
I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me (detachable penis)
I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know (detachable penis)
Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis (detachable penis)

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