Woppi King

They say when you die, and after burial
You come back like an insect or animal
I hear some people come back as a mule
Some come back as a sow and some come back like a cow
Well, I can't say much about that
Because I never hear of anyone who dead
An' come back an' tell we how dead stay
All I know that people who died twenty, thirty years ago
Form an' association in hell, an' writing living people
Telling them the condition down there

Well, Wappy King is the head of everything
Him give all the orders
An' Two-Gun Rhygin from Lime Key
Pon the daughter Batley, Cyril from Coronation Market
Doctor Splum, the one weh kill the man dog
An' was roasting it in the backyard an' the man shoot him
Hilton weh come from America
Weh somebody write him an' tell him say him wife have a man
Poor fella, an' him take him gun an' shoot him wife
An' daasella
Well, the whole of dem under pressure down there

Well, I know that you must know Professor Brown
Him is still in him bloom
Inviting people in him dark room
But one thing again, dem cyaan get no sharash to buy
Dem cyaan get no music, dem cyaan get no sharash
So, Wappy King write about eight sound system man
An' write Count Suckle from Paddington
Jim Dandy from Brixton
Duke Neville an' Duke Sonny from Birmingham
An' Bishop di High Priest
An' Count Busted, the Black Prince from Brixton
Asking dem if dem cyaan come play fi him Easter Monday night
Because they want have a big dance in hell
But I hear say Wappy King have a sound
System fi himself named the Scorpion
But him cyaan get no record

Well, the gal weh dead in a di Kendall crash
Is she sell the sharash?
Well, Wappy King an' Two-Gun Rhygin did have a big fight
'Til Doctor Splum get involve, an' draw him knife
So, Professor Brown decide fi part
Wappy King lick the man with a banana stalk
An' send him wheeling like a handcart
Anyhow, Ruval and Dyas, an' Kenkott send dem regards