Corporate Soft

He gets on with life as a barman
He's a jolly kinda chap
He likes reading comics and playing football
He likes to contemplate men
But when he starts to daydream
His mind turns straight to women

Oh oh oh!

He likes to use words like 'twizzle' and 'pickle.'
He likes to use words about men
But when he stops his talking
His mind turns straight to women

Oh oh oh!

He likes to hang out with Katy and Helen
But when left alone
His mind turns straight to women

Oh oh oh!

He hates dangerous driving and burnt on cheese
But he just thinks back to women
And he's happy once again

Oh oh oh!