A Song About America

Y'know, Darkie
Yes Bvdlvd?
This campfire is really something
Yeah, it's pretty nice
Y'know what'd make it even better?
Hm?
Could you tell me a
Could you tell me a story about America?
A story about America? Well of course!

I was ridin' through the country in my truck
I was huntin' on the lookout for some duck
But when I took aim with my shotgun, that duck flew up in the sky
Well, I guess it ain't that bird's day to die

Ohh, the USA
From sea to shining sea, the land of freedom and the brave
Ohhhhh, the United States
In the whole wide world, there ain't a better place

I got home from hunting early
And I pulled into the yard
My wife asked, "Didn't you catch anything? I guess we'll have to starve"
I said, "I have a solution"
Then pulled out my credit card
Then we drove over to Walmart in the car

Ohh, the USA
There ain't nothin' you can't buy when all your money is fake
Ohh, the United States
You owe something to the man at the bank

So it's votin' time and I got some decisions to make
Do I vote for the rich Republican?
Or the democratic snake?
I'm standin' in the booth
And I just don't know what to think
This year, I think I'ma leave both boxes blank

Ohh, the USA
Every time they make you vote
It's like both options are the same
Ohh, the United States
Where the politicians fight over your brain

The government is tryna take my land a second time
So that they can build another big long oil pipeline
Using imminent domain to say they'll take what isn't mine
But as long as I got my gun
All that they can do is try

Ohh, the USA
Where they take all of our taxes
And they send it to Ukraine
Ohh, the United States
It's the land that I'll love until I'm laying in my grave

Wow
That was uh
That was really somethin'
Yeah, thanks, dude
But y'know you should probably vote, like, you
That's, kinda important
You know, you fuckin' British people always wanna tell everyone what to do