That'S The American Way!

Now kids, what does Uncle Sam say we do
When you see an immigrant pickin' strawberries or mowin' a lawn? (We call the feds!)
That's right, we call the feds
Because that's the way Jesus Christ would've wanted it
Yeah (yeah!)

Big ass gun and a big ass beer
On my wall got a big ass deer
On my wall got a big ass buck
And out front, got a big ass truck in the yard
I just shot a big ass boar
Might have a whole six-pack by four
Send all the immigrants right back home
That's the American way, I know

That's the American way my dude
I think Jesus Christ would approve
Let's put billionaires in the office we didn't vote for
They're so cool
My favourite show is the news
But I hate them, I don't know what to do
I got a red hat on they made in China
I hate Asians too, urgh (yee-haw!)

Especially those red dot Indians
I just drank a 12 pack of Pabst
And washed it down wit' a bottle of Jack
I got a German Shorthaired pointer
If I say so he will attack
All I listen to is country music
I hate hippity-hop and rap (yee-haw!)

That's the American way
That's the American way
Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup
Have a heart attack any day, ay, uh
That's the American way
That's the American way
Freedom of speech, but if I don't agree
You better watch what the fuck you say, ay (heehaw!)

Get that lib shit out of my face
I go to church, but I don't learn nothin'
They want to turn our kids into gays
God up there must have made a mistake
I'm pro-life unless you're already living
I think that women should keep the baby if they get raped
(Wah!) Why the fuck would you say that? (Ah, why?)

Because I love God so much with all my heart
Take a family trip to Walmart
Let's all pile inside the Chevrolet
I hope every Muslim incinerates
I think police should discriminate
Hot dogs and ketchup my dinner plate, tastes great (heehaw!)

That's the American way
That's the American way
Eat that barbecue and jambalaya soup
Have a heart attack any day (heehaw!) Hey, uh
That's the American way
That's the American way
Freedom of speech, but if I don't agree
You better watch what the fuck you say, hey (hey!)
(Heehaw!)

But now kids
What do we do if we see a protester in the street with a sign
Exercising his first amendment right to freedom of speech? (We floor it!)
That's right, we floor it