The Guilty Tango

I picture Whittany, she's on that barge
The drum beats heavy and the oars are large
She looks unhappy, and her hands are sore
They keep her working 'til she hits the floor

I'm in deep doo-doo, I'm quite a wreck
It's like two boulders wrapped around my neck
I wish I never, ever saw that rock
The weight so heavy, I can barely walk

The guilty tango
The voices screaming out inside your head
The guilty tango
You wish you didn't but you did instead

Oh, then there's Brittany, she's hanging there
The gator's hungry, snapping for her hair
It seems quite vicious and such bad luck
She paid seven hundred bucks for that haircut

What will Vinnie do to me?
Make me feed him flies?
I'd rather face a crowded house
Of spoiled banana cream pies

The guilty tango
The voices screaming out inside your head
The guilty tango
You wish you didn't but you did instead

The guilty tango
Your conscious nagging as it fills your ears
The guilty tango
The dance could carry on for years and years