Please Mr. Columbus (Turn The Ship Around)

In fourteen hundred ninety-two
Three ships sailed out to sea
The Nina and the Pinta and the Santa Marie
And as they sailed the stormy sea on that historic day
From way up in the crow's nest you could hear Luigi say

Please, Mr. Columbus, turn the ship around
Take me back, I wanna feel my two feet on the ground
Why you tell Isabella that the world is round?
Please, Mr. Columbus, turn the ship around

But Chris took out his mandolin and he began to play
They sang and danced the tarantella 'til the break of day
They ate up all the provolone and drank up all the wine
But still up in the crow's nest you could hear Luigi cry

Please, Mr. Columbus, turn the ship around
Take me back, I wanna feel my two feet on the ground
Why you tell Isabella that the world is round?
Please, Mr. Columbus, turn the ship around

And then one day they sighted land just off the starboard bow
Columbus said, "I told you so, the journey's over now"
An Indian shouted from the shore, "E portare noi, becepan"
Luigi turned around and said, "E tu sei pura italiana!"

Please, Mr. Columbus, don't take me back no more
I'm gonna stay right here and make the chief my father-in-law
I'm glad you tell Isabella that the world is round
I don't know where we are, but there's paisanas all around