Plastic (Live From The Royal Albert Hall)

Yeah, like a plastic cock, plastic queen
Like a plastic man in a plastic house with a plastic dream
Clinging to a plastic screen
Your face lit from a plastic beam
Your face hurts from a plastic smile
Plastic days, plastic scenes
Yeah, drastic scenes
Uh, in elastic jeans
You're matching that plastic shirt that
You bought last week for your plastic team
You don't know what the plastic means
You don't know where the plastic's been
You don't know who the plastic hurts
Or who the plastic's seen

But look at you with your plastic watch
And your plastic whip
With your plastic friends
Yeah, and your plastic chick
You're a plastic prick
Look at all your plastic shit
Yeah, look at the plastic slips
You're with the plastic BBC
And you're the plastic M-I-double-G-E-R on the broad day TV
Yo, I'm the plastic guy from the paper
The plastic guy, don't try me
The plastic guy in The Guardian that gave me five stars so kindly
Yo, look at this plastic place
Look at those plastic slaves
Yeah, all the plastic people
Uh, on the plastic days
It's the plastic BBC
Plastic guys like me
I'm a plastic M-I-double-G-E-R on the broad day TV

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Yeah, look at you with your plastic watch
And your plastic whip
With your plastic friends
And your plastic chick
You're a plastic prick
Look at all your plastic shit
And yo, we feel it's the plastic moves
Because we feel it's the plastic drips
Uh, because the plastic slips
You're with the plastic BBC
The plastic M-I-double-G-E-R on the broad day TV
Plastic guys like me
Plastic M-I-double-G-E-R on the broad day TV

Bounce
Look at you with your plastic watch
Look at me with my plastic whip
Look at you with your plastic watch
Look at me with my plastic whip

Plastic, plastic, plastic
Plastic, plastic, plastic
Plastic, plastic