An Outrageous Intro Starring The President

September 1st, 2008
Topido Crescent, Abuja
Chocolate City headquarters

Is the album ready?
Answer me! Is the album ready?
It is
Get me the president
Mr. President, morning sir
Hello, damburo uba kai, I no dey feel myself ai
Sir, the album is finally ready, ready for deployment
E don ready? Saina to do am ai

Sir, awaiting order for deployment
Walahi talahi, go ahead
Thank you, sir
Sir, one more thing
Yes, what is it?
Sir, product of this quality never been received by the mass public
Ehn-ehn, what is the problem?

Sir, no Nigerian rapper has ever been this highly anticipated
The expectation is crazy sir
What is the problem then?
Sir, we are not even sure if this chart is big enough to handle an album of this immensity
And so what?
Sir, frankly we all are wondering if they are going to feel this
Kai! Them go feel am? Damburo uba