Secrets 2-9: Medley

Thank you for calling the Magdalena Bay Secrets Hotline
Tell us your secret, and if we like it we may just broadcast it worldwide at mercurialworld.com
Okay, share your deepest, darkest secret at the tone

"I still think about her all the time
I really miss her even though I know I shouldn't"

"I'm in love with my friend's sister"

"I really like traveling between NorCal and SoCal
It's very dirty and dark, and it smells like cows
But then you get to see the people you wanna see on either side
Including the animals and the trees
Ayy, but it's so expensive to live out here!"

"Hey babes, can't help but feel disassociated
Thanks for the vibes, fuck yeah!"

"I'm in love with my best friend, and it's really hard to let her know that
Because I don't know if she's gay or not"

"I can't remember my mother's face
And when I look at photos of it, it doesn't look real"

"I actually don't like my girlfriend
And I really wish she could break up with me
Or perhaps that I could break up with her"

"Hi, Magdalena Bay
My secret is that I don't really exist
None of this is real-al-al
Thank you, and goodbye-ye-ye-ye"