Real Big

House real big, cars real big
Dick real big, everything real big
Rims real big, pockets real big
Rings real big, let me tell you how I live
Like that, buy that, 24's ride that
Ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps
Bitches, hos, stunnas, shiners
I'm rich bitch, I'm a fuckin' Big Tymer

King of the hood, everything wood
Look like a forest in that bitch, and I'm a put
Matchin' sofa set, big open deck
Hardwood floors in that bitch that connect
From the front to the back, nigga, top that
Six 15's in the motherfuckin' deck
Push that button, microwave oven
I'm just gettin' started pimp, you ain't seen nothin'

"Is that a fish tank, burrowed, in the middle of the dash?"
Yeah, pimpin' don't put your fingers on my glass
Got a two-lane bowling alley up in the truck
And on the other side a bed if she wantin' to fuck
Clap off lights when you gettin' affection
Clap on lights when you find the protection
Now where in the wide wide world of gator
Can you find another truck with a plush elevator?

House real big, cars real big
Dick real big, everything real big
Rims real big, pockets real big
Rings real big, let me tell you how I live
Like that, buy that, 24's ride that
Ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps
Bitches, hos, stunnas, shiners
I'm rich bitch, I'm a fuckin' Big Tymer

Here I come so, so right (right on!)
In the shoes so, so wide (dynamite!)
Hey y'all peep the outfit
Wait a minute, hold up, just a big dick (back up, workin' with a monster)
Now everybody knows I got the shiniest clothes (me)
And everybody know who got the baddest hoes (me)
Then white boys go, "Wow! He's my idol"
And black boys say "Dude holdin' the title"

As the king of the South, work it in and out
And a nigga still pimp, white teeth up in his mouth
I'm the truth from the boot shawty, what you wanna see?
I ain't gotta get money man, money get me
Yeah, pimpin' still blindin' (bling)
Keep a Steve Harvey linin' (edge it up)
And I'm leather reclinin' (laid back)
With the music Alpinin'

House real big, cars real big
Dick real big, everything real big
Rims real big, pockets real big
Rings real big, let me tell you how I live
Like that, buy that, 24's ride that
Ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps
Bitches, hos, stunnas, shiners
I'm rich bitch, I'm a fuckin' Big Tymer

Move ho, I ain't playin'
Land in the projects in a big jet plane
Roll out in an old ass Chevy van
With your baby mamma cookin' rookie 'cause I can
I do it on the real, your bitch jockin' stunna grill
I do it on the real, your bitch jockin' stunna grill
'Bout to clown put it down y'all, swing my nuts
Show all y'all niggas how to do donuts

Round and round and round (skrrt! Stop!)
(This the part where I give my phone number to all the girls that's hot)
Dial 976, that outside dick, or 874, deep down in yo' throat
Have you ever seen a big stretch truck like that?
Now have you ever seen a big bitch butt like that?
Budonkadonk, all out of her pants
With a bowlegged cowboy stance (yee-haw)

House real big, cars real big
Dick real big, everything real big
Rims real big, pockets real big
Rings real big, let me tell you how I live
Like that, buy that, 24's ride that
Ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps
Bitches, hos, stunnas, shiners
I'm rich bitch, I'm a fuckin' Big Tymer