Gobble Gobble

There are so many songs about Christmas
The reindeer, the lights, and the gifts
We sing "Chestnuts are roasting" and "Marshmallows toasting"
And "Here comes old jolly Saint Nick"
Now, don't get me wrong, I sure love all those songs
But one holiday gets left out
You see, no one remembers a song for November
But that's gonna change starting now (one, two, one, two, three, four)

Gobble gobble, one
Gobble gobble, two
Gobble gobble, me
Gobble gobble, you (listen to me, now)
Gobble gobble, three
Gobble gobble, four
Gobble gobble, please
Can I have some more?

Oh my my, get that turkey in my belly
Oh my my, with the cranberry jelly
Oh my my, come on and sing it with me
Happy Thanksgiving

I stick a straw in the gravy boat, yeah
I'ma eat a dozen dinner rolls (pass the butter)
Stretchy pants on, that's how I roll
No judgement here, no judgement here
Grandpa's passed out passing gas (come on)
But we got pumpkin candles burning just for that (light 'em up)
Someone brought up politics now everybody's mad (Jesus 2020)
But you can't be mad when the whole world's singin'

Gobble gobble, one
Gobble gobble, two (come on)
Gobble gobble, me
Gobble gobble, you (everybody now)
Gobble gobble, three
Gobble gobble, four
Gobble gobble, please
Can I have some more?

Oh my my, get that turkey in my belly
Oh my my, with the cranberry jelly
Oh my my, come on and sing it with me
Happy Thanksgiving
Oh my my, get that turkey in my belly
Oh my my, with the cranberry jelly
Oh my my, come on and sing it with me
Happy Thanksgiving

Gobble gobble, one
Gobble gobble, two
Gobble gobble, me
Gobble gobble, you (listen to me, now)
Gobble gobble, three
Gobble gobble, four
Gobble gobble, please
Can I have some more?

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody