Can I Be Vip

Pretty please can I be VIP?
I said
Pretty please let me get it all for free!
I said
Pretty please can I be VIP?
I said
Pretty please let me get it all for free!

I wanna be there,
I want the action.
Come on, what's another name on the guest list?
You don't need 10 bucks.
You got a day gig.
I'm gonna tell people I knew you when you get big.

A hundred people standing outside the doors, and they're screaming
Pretty please can I be VIP?
7 people in the venue asking for a free hoodie
Pretty please can I be VIP?
This mother fucker jumped on stage, wants to take a quick selfie
Pretty please can I be VIP?

Hey man you're really cool, I love you,
And you gotta keep playing,
But asking for a living?
Come on, what are you saying?

I wanna be there,
I want the action.
Oh I'll support you just as long as it don't cost none.
You don't need 10 bucks.
Don't be a sell out.
The van ran out of gas? Man you need to chill out.

A hundred people say you got what it takes, they ain't coming.
Pretty please can I be VIP?
I heard the record online. Do I really have to buy it?
Pretty please can I be VIP?
Hey when are you in town next? Does it have to be a Tuesday?
Pretty please can I be VIP?

Hey man you're really cool, I love you,
And you gotta keep playing,
But asking for a living?
Come on, what are you saying?

Pretty please can I be VIP?
I said
Pretty please let me get it all for free!
I said
Pretty please can I be VIP?
I said
Pretty please let me get it all for free!

Asking for a living,
Come on, what are you saying?

All of these skills I've built for years are nothing but toys.
Play for exposure?
How about I expose you to these nuts, BOYEE.
Fuck you.