7 Evil Exes

You've got that Ramona mystery vibe
Hair-dye mood and chaos in your eyes
Met you at a gig, it all went south fast
Now I'm dodging boss fights from your past
I'm just a kid with a +2 sword
Levelling up with every chord
But if I have to earn your heart
I'd rather fight than be apart
I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you
You're worth the fights I'd be put through
The battle scars and coins I'd gain
A life with you is worth the pain
I'd beat the league and anyone else too
Yeah, I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you
(Seven evil exes to be with you)
First one shows up mid-gig
Shoots fireballs with hipster chicks
Second one's now a movie star
Third's a vegan with a bass guitar
Fourth is not really what I expected
Five and Six are twins—that's double exes
Seventh is the guy who set up the league
Took him like two hours, would you believe?
I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you
You're worth the fights I'd be put through
The battle scars and coins I'd gain
A life with you is worth the pain
I'd beat the league and anyone else too
Yeah, I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you
(Seven evil exes to be with you)
Extra life, I've got a one-up
The last boss is harder than the Rainbow Cup
I'd fight for you even without powers
I'm your Scott, you're my Ramona Flowers
(I'm your Scott, you're my Ramona Flowers)
(I'm your Scott, you're my Ramona Flowers)
I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you
You're worth the fights I'd be put through
The battle scars and coins I'd gain
A life with you is worth the pain
I'd beat the league and anyone else too
Yeah, I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you
(Final boss? Bring it on!)
Yeah, I'd battle seven evil exes to be with you