A Message From The Count

Welcome
Should I do something like that?
Do the, uh, like, right, uh, in between that
A little scarier? More Dracula?
Welcome!
What? To Dracula's lair?

Welcome, to Hotel Diablo! I am your baggage claim man
Wait, I am your bellboy, Dracula
How may I suck your tits fa- I mean take your bags?
Hello, Dracula, is that you?
Ah-haha, you caught me, yes, it's-

Lemme do, lemme do a run of that, hold on
Fuck that, it's not funny