Argyle Sox (Hellfyre 5Ever)

Boredom is represented by the Sunday
One day I will redecorate my living space with Feng Shui
Recalibrate my auras
Align my chakras with door knockers from Pier 1 Imports
I have been a good sport

Patiently waiting on my turn
While learned astronomers paint constellations upon urns
I grow where the red fern simply cannot
And Hellfyre Club exists to thicken the plot like

Leak out the coiled kink
It's knighted at the roller rink
Y'all know we overthink
Huh, and so we keep them argyle socks on
Argyle socks on
Argyle socks on

Leak out the coiled kink
It's knighted at the roller rink
Y'all know we overthink
Yeah, and so we keep them argyle socks on
Argyle socks on
Argyle socks on

At the height of my despair
All I could think about was
Weebles wobble but do not fall down the stairs
They do not scream out their prayers
Why did the supreme deity permit BET to represent all our affairs

I think that was an error
But I am scared sir to raise my voice above a reasonable tenor
Now I pluck my suspenders and contemplate the zen words
Like I am Alan Watts or a palindrome for Medabots

Leak out the coiled kink
It's knighted at the roller rink
Y'all know we overthink
Yeah, and so we keep them argyle socks on
Argyle socks on
Argyle socks on

Black math tutor known to keep the circuit wet
Girl pop a percocet
Yeah, because we keep them argyle socks on
Argyle socks on
Argyle socks on

Keep a large stash of nice pens
Learn not to be rash with monthly stipends
Forget the names of every tight end on all the teams
Do not let yourself become addicted to Benzedrine

Tempered dreams with muffler steam among other things
Give your mother angel wings
Pluck piano strings, but call it a harpsichord
Build a log cabin from particle boards if you're not already bored

Y'all know we overthink
Y'all know we, y'all know we
Y'all know we overthink

Y'all know we overthink
Y'all know we, y'all know we
Y'all know we overthink

Hellfyre Club, virgin sex
Y'all kill me homie
We gotta keep them argyle socks on
Argyle socks on
Argyle socks on my feet (Argyle socks... on)