Fairies Wear Boots

Goin' home late at night
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah I looked through a window
And surprise what I saw
A fairy with boots on dancin' with a dwarf
Alright now
Fairies wear boots and now you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it I saw it
I tell you no lie
Yeah fairies had boots on you gotta believe
I saw, it I saw it with my own two eyes
Whoa right now
So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me
He said son, son you've gone too far
Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do
Yeah