Alsatian Cousin

Were you and he lovers?
And would you say so if you were?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way, oh

Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide

A note upon his desk
"P.S. Bring me home and have me"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat, oh
Is that the best you can do?

Oh, so came his reply
"But on the desk is where I want you"
So I ask, even though I know
"Oh, were you and he lovers?"