Heavy Metal Kibbles

Meow
Meow, meow, meow
Crispy! Tasty! Nasty!
Spicy and dry
Nutritious! Delicious! Nectarous!
Sweet delight
Salty! Ethnic! Proteinic!
With phenylalanine
Mellow! Feeding! Refreshing!
Enhancing your feline

Chicken power pet's desire
Make your "Kitty" become
A bloodthirsty nightcrawler of doom
With the heavy metal

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Kibbles Kibbles
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Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
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Taurine! Heroin! Urine!
And a pinch of salt
Rat sauce! Mouse sauce! Mao sauce!
To feed the revolt

Strong and nutrient, taste of Nutria
Let your "Stinky" become
A kobold dragon slayer with fire resistance +10
With the heavy meow-tal

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Kibbles Kibbles
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, meow meow
Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Kibbles Kibbles
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Blaze of catnip, iron pic-nic
Make your "Mittens" drive your car
He will also wash your clothes
Take you out to pee in the park!
With the heavy meow-tal

Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Kibbles Kibbles
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Kibbles Kibbles
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
Kibbles Kibbles
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
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Meow, meow, meow, meow
Kibbles Kibbles
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Kibbles Kibbles
Meow, meow, meow, meow
Kibbles Kibbles
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow