Metal Boomer Battalion

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We're invincible, undefeatable
Our endurance is remarkablе
We're unblockable, unignorablе
Metal boomers on the net
Riding post to post, wizards of the roast
We comment and conquer reviews and news
With our metalsplain we ignite a flame
About Tygers Of Pan Tang

(We'll stand) through permabans, strikes and shitstorms
(We tweet) until our keyboard comes

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Fighting the World Wide Web
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Keyboard Warriors of the world

We fight, online
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Baldness and headbang, lager beer in can
Sharing heavy metal kitten pics
We despise and shame, every song that came
After 1982
Metal's our nickname, Rock our nick-surname
Got more patches than Windows 98
Every day and night, asking on Loudwire
"What does Corey Taylor think?"

(We're near) feel our garlic chicken fragrance
(No fear) posting bogus Lemmy quotes

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Fighting the World Wide Web
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Keyboard Warriors of the world

(Dislike to false metal) Metallica was better in 1922
(Dislike to false metal) Metalarchives has a user friendly UI
(Dislike to false metal) Manilla Road invented the telephone
(Dislike to false metal) Julius Caesar was better in Live at Donnington

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Fighting the World Wide Web

We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Fighting the World Wide Web
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Roar through the net like a lion
We're the Metal Boomer Battalion
Decapitated are mad at us