They'Re Coming To Get Me Again, Ha​-​Haaa!

Remember when they took me to the funny farm
For acting like a lunatic because you ran away?
Huh?
Well, that was many years ago
And now, at last, they've let me out
I've finally made them think I'm perfectly sane

But they're coming to get me again, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away again, hee-hee, ho-ho
To the loony bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I'm just crazy about those big, strong goons with their clean white nets
'Cause they're coming to get me again, ha-ha

I thought you were my friend
And so I trusted you, believed in you
The day you swore you'd always be my pet
Bah, I trusted you, you know I did
I did, I really did, but then you hid
And I'm not really totally cured

So they're coming to get me again, ha-ha
They're going to put me away again, hoo-hoo, hey, hey
In the rubber room
With fleas and towers and burping nerds
And pimple-poppers who sweat and sneer
And squiggle and squeeze and squirt
And they're coming to get me again, ha-ha

I scrubbed your toes, I cleaned your cage
But all you ever did was pay me back
With cruel unloving selfish deeds
Yes, well, now I'm free, so just you wait
I'll find you soon, and when I do
I'll swing you by your tail, you hairy ape

And they're coming to get me again, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away again, hee-hee, ho-ho
To the loony bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I'm just crazy about those big, strong goons with their clean white nets
'Cause they're coming to get me again, ha-ha

To the rubber room
With fleas and towers of burping nerds
And pimple-poppers who sweat and sneer
And squiggle and squeeze and squirt
And they're coming to get me again, ha-ha

To the loony bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I'm just crazy about those big, strong goons with their clean white nets
'Cause they're coming to get me again, ha-ha

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket we-
To the funny farm
Where life was beautiful all the time
And I'll be ha-
Oh, no