Kick In The Ass

He slams another pint
And steps into the loo
He gets into a fight
And the place is like a zoo
He was up at half past 6
Packing boxes in a truck
Delivering broken dreams
To some unlucky F
The road is paved with shattered memories from his sordid past
But all he needs is the stark reality
That he needs a kick in the ass
Right
He needs a kick in the ass
That's right
And aint it beautiful son

So Join us in this chorus
As everyone sings along
Raise a glass to happiness
The universal song
We all wanna be loved
We dont wanna be trapped
But sometimes in this life
We need a kick in the ass

She takes a few steps back
And glances over her shoulder
She sees the bloody bastard running away
Just another chump and freeloader
Its time for her to break away
And march to her sweet freedom
Its been so long she thinks
The start of a fresh season
The road is paved with shattered memories from her sordid past
But all she needs is the stark reality
That she needs a kick in the ass
Right
She needs a kick in the ass
That's right
And aint it beautiful son

So Join us in this chorus
As everyone sings along
Raise a glass to happiness
The universal song
We all wanna be loved
We dont wanna be trapped
But sometimes in this life
We need a kick in the ass

4 Score i took ye for granted
Looking for answers in a fight out at sea
Reborn in a storm for the ages
Lost in the pages of an ass kicking by thee

So Join us in this chorus
As everyone sings along
Raise a glass to happiness
The universal song
We all wanna be loved
We dont wanna be trapped
But sometimes in this life
We need a kick in the ass
We need a kick in the ass
We need a kick in the ass