I'M Hip

I'm hip, I'm no square
I'm alert, I'm awake, I'm aware
I am always on the scene
Making the rounds, digging the sounds
I read Field and Stream magazine
I'm so hip
I dig, I'm in step
When it was hip to be hip, I was hip
I don't blog, but think I can
Twittering here, Snapchatting there
I'm Facebook friends with the Kardashians
I'm so hip
Not a hipster in sight
It's millennial night with their shades on
Not me, I'm getting my kicks
Digging arty French flicks with my suedes on
I'm too much, I'm a gas
I am sitting ahead of the class
When I hang around the band
Snapping my thumbs, digging the drums
Squares don't seem to understand why I flip
They're not hip like I'm hip
I'm hip, I'm alive
I enjoy any joint where there's jive
I'm on top of every trend
Look at me go, vodeo do
Justin Bieber knows all my friends
I'm so hip
I'm hip, but not weird
Like you notice I don't wear a beard
Beards were in, but now they're out
They had their day, now they're passé
Just ask me if you're in doubt
'Cause I'm hip
Now I'm deep into Zen
Meditation and macrobiotics
And as soon as I can
I intend to get into narcotics
'Cause I'm cool as a cuke
I got an OCD dog and he's cute
I get so much out of life
Really I do, scoobie doo doo
I got an iPhone, not a flip
'Cause I'm hip, it's a trip
I'm just hip
I'm hip
I'm hip