Forteen Days

Sat in the chair of the Italian barbers
Im the product of many farmers
Rob a tesco in pyjamas
Im a believer in good karma
Benihana the 825
Dip my crisps in a cold lager
Twisted firestarter
Im at a baby shower
Wearing armour
Just tp provoke laughter
Im a freelance snake charmer
Im in hobbycraft
In the market for a new marker
Rare cheese and a good parma ham
Drag race the slaughter van
I can do anything your daughter can
And Ive even got a gorgeous tan
i went 14 days without seeing u
i could go 14 more if i needed to
another 14 days now i need you
i need 14 days just to be with u