When The Shit Goes Down

Got an uncle with a barn full of AR-15's
He gives them all names keeps them real clean
He's crazy as hell, don't like him coming 'round
But I'm headed to his house when the shit goes down

When the shit goes down because you've run out of words
Nothing left to do but thin out the herd
Don't look for me, I won't be around
Headin' to the woods when the shit goes down

Well someone said something 
They mighta notta oughta
They apologized but that didn't matter
We could've let it slide, we could of all calmed down
But we all just itching for the shit to go down

When the shit goes down because you've run out of words
Nothing left to do but thin out the herd
Don't look for me, I won't be around
Head to the woods when the shit goes down

You can watch it all on TV
Pause the action if you gotta pee
Watching fools fight is fun as hell
Well it don't really matter who's to blame
When the smoke clears, things'll be the same
So what else can you say?
C'mon world make my day!

You can cuss at the clouds, swear in the air
Write it in yer blood that the world ain't fair
Fly your flag or burn it on the ground
Anything goes when the shit goes down

When the shit goes down, you've run out of words
Nothing left to do but thin out the herd
Don't look for me, I won't be around
Runnin' to the woods when the shit goes down