Jcb

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin', "Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work"

My dad's totally had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin' and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin' all impatient and angry, but we don't mind

And we're holdin' up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh, whoa
Sittin' on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss, so glad I'm not in school, oh, no

And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again, speedin' by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our Big Yellow Digger
Like Zoids, or Transformers, or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell 'em I'm eight, my dad's B.A. Barakas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nun chuckas

And we're holdin' up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh, whoa
Sittin' on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss, so glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin' up the bypass, oh, oh
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh, whoa
I'm sittin' on the toolbox, oh, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss, so glad I'm not in school

Said, "I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round in his JCB"

"I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round-"

And we're holdin' up the bypass, whoa
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh, whoa
And I'm sittin' on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school boss, so glad I'm not in school

I said, "I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round in his-"

"I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me 'round in his JCB"