Half Horse Half Man

I met her on the internet
We haven't met in person yet
And that's how I'd like it to stay.
Cuz I've been down this road before
They always end up wanting more
Then take one look and run away
(Mmmm Hmmm Hmmm)
Cuz I'm a creature of the night
(Mmmm Hmmm Hmmm)
How could she ever love me right
When I am only half a man?
She's coming over here tonight
To tell the truth, I'm terrified
There's nowhere left to hide the fact that…
I'm a half horse, half man
How could she ever understand?
That I'm a half horse, half man
I'm a half horse, half man
That's what I am.
And so I told my love the truth
And she was actually pretty cool
With finding out that I'm a horse
She introduced me to her friends
And took me to her room and then
We made love, cowgirl of course
(Mmmm Hmmm Hmmm)
But someones coming up the stairs
(Mmmm Hmmm Hmmm)
She said her parents weren't there
I'm finding out that was a lie
She told me "babe, you gotta hide"
I told her "Where?? I'm half a horse!"
Her dad opens the door and says…
"Is that a half horse…half man?
Laying naked in my daughters bed!
That is a half horse, half man
Ughhh, someone better help me understand!"
My mom's my mom my dad's a horse
The two of them had intercourse
I'm traumatized by their divorce
That is how I'm horse half man
I am one half horse half man
Thats what I am…
Goddamn!
She loves me just the way I am
She loves that I'm half horse, half man
We don't give a damn who understands
Let's run away into the night
And leave our families behind
We'll start our own family in time
A family of half horse, half men
Or maybe even horse women
Half horse children.