Humpty Dumpty

Story Time!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Once upon a time there was a giant egg called Humpty Dumpty
Unlike most eggs, he wore clothes and had a face
One day Humpty Dumpty got very bored
So he decided to do something that was against the rules
Oh, no!
That sounds like a bad idea, Zach

You're right, Reggie
Humpty Dumpty lived in a city with a beautiful castle
It was surrounded by a super thick, extra tall stone wall
Nobody ever sat on the wall, not even the king himself

Climbing's not allowed
This, I know, is true, but I'm a naughty egg and I want a better view
Humpty climbed up the wall and looked all around
He was very pleased with himself
What did he see?
It doesn't say here, but I think he saw flying unicorns
Meanwhile, the king and queen were watching everything from a balcony at their castle

Look, dear king, what is that I spy?
Dear queen, it's an egg and he's dangerously high

Egg, egg, egg, egg in a shell
Look at him wobble
Oh no, he fell

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Put Humpty back together again

Was Humpty hurt?
A little bit, but not enough to stop him from climbing up
The wall again a few minutes later
Oh boy
I'm smarter now
Watch me get tricky
I'll stay on the wall using something sticky

Look, dear king, what's on the egg's bum?
Dear queen, I suspect it's a piece of bubble gum

Egg, egg, egg, egg in a shell
Look at him wobble
Oh no, he fell

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Put Humpty back together again

Let me guess, he decided to do something safer, like a puzzle
Uh, no, he climbed the wall again
I know what the problem is, too much of a breeze
The wind is blowing on my hat and these long sleeves

Look, dear king, look over there
Dear queen, oh no, it's an egg in underwear

Egg, egg, egg, egg in a shell
Look at him wobble
Oh no, he fell

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't
Put Humpty together again

And that was the end of Humpty Dumpty
Well, not quite, it happened to be breakfast time

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Rather than waste him, we should all taste his scrambled eggs for all

Doo-doo, doo-doo, oh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, oh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, oh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, oh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, oh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, oh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, oh
Doo-doo, doo-doo, oh