Pockets

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Okay, picture this
So I'm looking in the mirror
And I'm looking fit as fuck
I'm off out to meet the girls
Just for one (Yeah right)
I don't feel like accessorising
Tonight I just need the essentials (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)
So I'm getting my shit together
Got some brand new jeans on
They're perfectly fitted
They're stone wash
And straight leg
And my ass is looking fat
But my hand glides right on by
Flush where a pocket should be
No nooks, no dips
Not a cranny or a crevice to be seen
I'm streamlined, I'm fast as fuck
I'm smooth like a dolphin, I'm aerodynamic
I'd give Micheal Phelps a run for his money in these jeans
He couldn't catch me
So I guess it has its perks
Being pocketless
Making jeans without them remains a mystery
And tonight I kinda wanted to be hands free

Got my vape in my bra
Drink in my hand
Got no pockets remember?
'Cause I'm not a man
I'm not talking about jeggings
I'm talking proper denim

I've got change, I want change
I've got change, I want change
I've got change, I want change (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)
I've got change, I want change (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)
Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss
Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Like how much more fabric did they need
The offcuts could'a done it
The trouble it took for them to fake it with some stitching
Could've easily sewn me in a little something
But no, no pockets for me I guess
I'll just, I dunno always carry a bag

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss
Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss
Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss
Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

I've got change, I want change
I've got change, I want change
I've got change, I want change (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)
I've got change, I want change (Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss)

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss
Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss
Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss
Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss