I Don'T Know Him

Okay

Who, him?
I don't know him (oh)
But if he wants to see the sash, then I'm happy to show him
You can look but you can't touch
I'm sure you understand
You see, the reigning champ protects the sash from falling into lesser hands

There must be some confusion
You don't know me (what?)
And if I wanna see the sash, then I'll ask you to show me
Or better yet, I'll win the sash
You'll be in second position
When I take first place in Johnny Teatime's Be Best Competition

Dang, Splendib
This guy's acting like he knows you

I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know him
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know him
(Come on!)

We don't know one another
(Well, you act like you do)
No, I swear that we don't
But I got nothing to prove
I've never been to Cat Valley
Heard it's nice in the summer
I'm here to take home the sash
That's probably a bummer
For you guys, no?

I don't know
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know him
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know him

Sorry, I guess I must've misheard you
To win the sash from me is not what you're allowed to do
You see, the Be Best Competition is for youthful souls
And folks like you cannot compete because you're too old

Did he say old?
Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!