Whoa, Mama
Paul Alexander Nolan, Carmen Cusack, & Bright Star Original Broadway Ensemble
2:49Some what amusing A semblance of style Certainly better than many a letter I've read in a while But what makes me chuckle Lo and behold She thinks I'm old And crusty too perhaps and cold She thinks I'm old A misconceit has taken hold Good punctuation The humor is quaint And reading her prose I suppose is more fun Than say watching the drying of paint But it's sort of funny In its own sort of way She thinks I'm gray Why she thinks so, I can't say She thinks I'm gray And no doubt withering away But I made it clear my obligation Does not include communication A girl could lead to aggravation Boys never question their patron's appearance They'd never consider such gross interference Boys are less trouble in my estimation My appearance should mean as little to her as her's to me Is she fair or dark? Fat or thin? Short or tall? I have no idea and no wish to know What does it matter? She has a brain, that's what matters A brain, and a wit, and a fearless turn of phrase This girl deserves her chance A good education is all that she'll need Then she'll go onto write a triumphant first novel The great literati will read She'll be the creme de la creme The talk of the town A prominent author of world renown While I look on from the side Glowing with pride Knowing how it all began Content to remain in the shadows A girl-hating, gray, old man