The Bad Touch

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered, like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex 
Just like Coca-Cola stocks you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early, just like Daylight Savings Time

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me
You and me
You and me
You and me

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me
You and me
You and me
You and me

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel