Keep It Playa (Feat. Slim Thug)

Say, P, man, the other day, boy, I'm at the club, man, with this broad or whatever
I walk in, I see her talkin' to some dude or whatever uknowhaimsayin
So, I-I holler at her, I say, aye man, check this out man
I seen you over there hollarin' at ol' boy
I ain't hatin' on that, uknowhaimsayin', but I got a friend comin' through, too
So, when you see her, don't trip, uknowhaimsayin'
Keep it playa, man, uknowhaimsayin'

So, my broad shows up or whatever, man
This girl wanna try to take a swing at her, man (that ain't right)
It's my man favourite record right here
(Uh-uh-uh), (uh-uh-uh) haha, yes sir (uh-uh-uh) P's chick (uh-uh-uh)

Before you say it's cheaper to keep her, we consider and read her
Man, she might be the type that want P to feed her
She wants a little cheaper, a little margarita
Man, them draws comin' off when she see the two-seater

So put your Porsche up, (uh), get your divorce up (uh)
I'm sure she'll sign it when she seen me put my doors up
Man, them niggas only wanna motherfucker here
She threw her heels in the ocean, so she stuck to chill
The trunk is still, hopin' there's something between ya
Now she laughin' how she took your ass to the cleaners
Man, I'm on your side, not tryna inconvene you
Just know we got them mean keys in them plastic meaners

So keep it player dawg, don't make me say it, no
Do something drastic, know that plastic heavy weighing, dawg
If it ain't music or this money, I don't play at all
And she ain't either, so that means she doesn't weight at all

Now we can both post sip or keep it playa man
And we can both pull a misses, keep it playa, man (aha)
Or we grind our wrists and keep it, playa man
Or you can scram cocksuck if you a hater man
I keep 'em ladies going uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh (haha), uh-uh-uh (yeah), uh-uh-uh

I'm a grown man, Thug ain't the one to play no games with ya
Thug the one to call and come get out the chain with ya
And hang with ya, when ya full of Patrone
And oh yeah, bring one of ya cute partnas along
Because I'm only 25 and still going live
I got the estate by the pool, by the lake outside
I wake up and gotta pick which car I'ma drive

The Double R 760, or the 645, I'm
Havin' thangs, man, check out the chain
Money ain't never been a thang
You see the watch and the rang (the watch and the rang)
Rocks the nicest, never seen nuthin' like this
I'ma boss. I on' ask what it cost, my life priceless

Baby girl, you might just get the shatter shine
Long as you not selfish or learn to share sometimes
And of course I'm still you'res and you're still mine
But you can't be a hater, man
You gotta keep it, player, man

Now we can both post, sip, or keep it playa, man (yo)
And we can both pull a misses, keep it playa, man (aha)
Or we grind our wrists and keep it, playa man
Or you can scram, cocksucker, if you a hater, man
I keep 'em ladies going uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh (haha), uh-uh-uh (yeah), uh-uh-uh (you don't stop)

They say JLo shouldn't show her ass and all
Knowin' the worst thing could happen is a nigga could palm
Now my agent sayin' the only way that he could be calm
I put a hundred mil on each song, like my name was LeBron (what?)
Not the ice, my beat is worth more
Attractive like a whole damn Jacob store

See niggas hate you more when you take they broad
But his girl looked in my ear and seen her matrix door (what?)
Dude's is foolish, they hues us to chew us
I mean, the smurfs, the green, and the rocks is so bluish
You can't out-bling me or BBC jean me
You ain't got no vibe, you can go and ask MiMi

I think and relay it, I blink and PJ it
You wanna make fast bucks? Take this and eBay it
And all you Phantom owners know why you can't stand me
Got one in Virginia 'nother one in Miami
Yessur

Now we can both post sip or keep it, playa man (yo)
And we can both pull a misses, keep it playa, man (aha)
Or we grind our wrists and keep it, playa man
Or you can scram, cocksucker, if you a hater, man
I keep 'em ladies going uh-uh-uh
Uh-uh-uh (haha), uh-uh-uh (yeah), uh-uh-uh

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