Ernest Evans

Got no finesse and I play too loud
Got no finesse and I play too loud
If I get lost, I'm way up in the clouds

Don't call him Ernest, he's the king of the twist
Don't call him Ernest Evans, he's the king of the goddamn twist
Just call him chubby and it goes around and 'round like this

I got to get my number, I know that you got yours
Got to get my number, baby, I know that you got yours
Got to find the bed, but first we gotta find the door