Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol (Feat. Fleet Foxes)

I woke up on the ground
I guess I should've kept that — to myself
Turns out, I'm pretty good at runnin' my mouth
But not good enough (not good enough)
You know, when I go in, it's lights out (It's lights out)
I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud (was too loud)
Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth
Some went away
Why'd you had to go and ruin my day?

You're the reason why I got my a— kicked
But you're the only way to drown my sadness
This is my love, hate letter out to alcohol
You're the reason why I got my a— kicked

I was laid out flat like a centerfold
Jakey and his partner drove me home
Lookin' in the mirror, something's wrong
Let me get my dentist on the phone (on the phone)
Found my keys, then I went back out
Someone asked me how it all went down
I remember like it's yesterday (like it's yesterday)

I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot
Fell right out my f— chair, swingin' for his eye
Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side
I thought I died
Why'd you have to go and ruin my night?

You're the reason why I got my a— kicked
But you're the only way to drown my sadness
This is my love, hate letter out to alcohol
You're the reason why I got my a— kicked