Dungeon Dance

Hunchback! Check your stance
Everybody wanna see you dance
Work that pole like in a trance
Get tipsy for the dungeon dance
Black Jack, got a shitty romance?
Today is maybe your last chance
In this tight tomb we advance
So get down to the dungeon dance

What the hell is wrong with you people?
What makes you wanna move like this?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
What keeps you in the groove like this?

Get up and do the dungeon dance
Let's do the dungeon dance!

Hey lady with the shady finance
Got the love bone at a fine first glance
Shake it mama, I'm a growing lance
Let's jack it to the dungeon dance
Cry-baby, need another chance?
Just provide me with one last lap dance
I'm sure I keep it in my pants
I just wanna do the dungeon dance

What the hell is wrong with you people?
What makes you wanna move like this?
What the hell is wrong with you people?
What keeps you in the groove like this?

Get up and do the dungeon dance
Let's do the dungeon dance!
Let's do the dungeon dance!