Shake Hands With Beef

There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth
When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef

She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat
She's fine

A man of nine
Water derby day
26 pumps
On a Crossman
And it's time to play
It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
P byuff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef