Chaos And Disorder

(Check check, ok cool, rolling)

Hey!
Uh!

Carjack used to fix flat tires
(get your ass out of this party now!)
Cadillac used to be a Benz
(hey, get outta the street)
Big joints never gotcha higher
Freebase cost you in the end

I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
I'm looking through my new camcorder
Tryna' find a crime that pays

I get hit by mortars
Everywhere I go, I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

"He's gay" used to mean "he's happy"
Nowadays happy ain't allowed
"You're played" used to mean top 40
(you're listening to WNPG and we welcome you all to chaos and dis-)
Now 40 days of being played ain't proud

I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Tryna' find a crime that pays

I get hit by mortars
Everywhere I go, I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Safe sex used to mean no babies
When intercourse used to mean fun
If I had 15 ladies
I would only fuck with one

I get hit by a mortar
Everywhere I go, I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world today

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Ooh no no!)