You And Me

My life's a list of brilliant schemes
con-jobs and conquests
but don't forget who calculated
most of the ideas
No you didn't

You and me in our endless sea
What a recipe, for disaster
You and me in our endless sea
Inseparably ever after

My microscopic mini man,
You always make me cross
My macro-sized computer wife
Is perfection not enough?
You must be joking

You and me in our endless sea
What a recipe, for disaster
You and me in our endless sea
Inseparably ever after

I only have an eye for you
That's so sweet
It is isn't it
I've got a brand-new screensaver for you
That's nice dear
You didn't even look

You and me in our endless sea
What a recipe, for disaster
You and me in our endless sea
Inseparably ever after