A Minor Apocalypse

I forgot how to whistle
I forgot how to count
I forgot how to breathe
Is it in out in
OUT?

I lost my keys
I lost my job
I saw the end of the cosmos
And it's my
FAULT

I broke a nail
I broke a heart
I broke existence
Please hold while we
RESTART!

I am the human anathema
The lack of logic
Sometimes I put recyclables
Into the wrong
GARBAGE!

The pox on your household
The world ending plague
The petulant twitch
That you get inside your
LEG

Atomic desire
A nuclear fire
I just drank some milk
That might have already
EXPIRED